Most influential? More like most insufferable.
Proving that magazines are irrelevant and more out of touch than ever, Time has named Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to their Time 100: The Most Influential People of 2021.
Please. Can you name one real-world, practical application deployed by these two phonies that’s served anyone but themselves?
Let’s see. They began 2021 with a bang, sitting down with Oprah to launch verbal ballistic missiles from a lush Santa Barbara garden, claiming that the British royal family didn’t care that a pregnant Meghan was suicidal and that there was a racist among the senior royals.
All this while Prince Philip, the Queen’s husband of nearly 74 years, was on his deathbed.
“Be kind,” they tell us constantly. Compassion is their brand.
Oh, how we have suffered this year. Our collective hope that lockdown would be over is crushed. We are ravaged by natural disasters and manmade ones — like those endless videos Harry and Meghan stream from their $14 million, nine-bedroom, 16-bathroom mansion, lecturing us on everything from Black Lives Matter to US elections (important, Megs says) to, of course, the environment.
Did you catch Harry flying private a few weeks ago? Polo match in Aspen. Such a great look for these two self-appointed eco-warriors.
Netflix, Spotify, SussexRoyal, commodify: These two are interested in self-promotion and celebrity only. We endured a painful home…