Here is a big, flaky slice of Beef Wellington, served piping hot, courtesy of Buckingham Palace and those pesky Windsors: It seems like Prince Charles and Prince Harry are gonna have a rough go of it moving forward, in the wake of that big interview.
Various sources from across the pond are reporting that the seeds of a massive family feud have been planted because Chazzer is having a hard time “moving on,” even though his mother, Queen Elizabeth, would like him to stop being such a pissy lil’ bitch and to get over it.
Here’s the word from the palace “insider,” courtesy of Us Weekly:
“With the way things are going, Charles may never forgive Harry, which hasn’t gone down well with Elizabeth. She feels that he’s putting his pride before the best interest of the monarchy. She has enough on her plate dealing with the loss of her husband. It’s drama she can do without.”
Listen, not to stan monarchy, but Queen Elizabeth is old as shit, her husband of a gajillion years just died, and she still has to do stuff like open the red box with all her papers in it, and wave at crowds and, I don’t know, her job!! Her son, Prince Charles, is 72 years old. He is the father. He should be the adult here, but I guess we’re past that point now.
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